Someone Get Me The Eagles

So...

The geniuses that Obama brought in to run his economic policy, Summers and Romer, two once-respected economic thinkers that threw their learning out the window to be yes-men to a socialist community organizers with no economic background, knowledge, or understanding, have thrown in the towel. The pressure on the third leg of the wobbly stool, Geithner, to quit or be fired grows daily.

The economy is in shambles and all economists that bother to be honest disagree with mmm mmm mmm and his zombies moaning on about eat brains! 'recovery summer! upswing! things are improving!' and realize that things show no sign of picking up until the socialists are replaced and their damage reversed. McDonalds has had to issue a statement saying they weren't going to have to cut their health insurance option for hourly employees because of mmm mmm mmm ObamaCare - but regardless of where the story originated, it quickly spread and was believed because it was so believable, plausible, and, despite their denials, probable.

Afghanistan is going so badly that the press won't even talk about it anymore (unlike with Iraq under Bush when they only shut up when things were going well) except to fret about how the evil military won't let openly gay members serve there. Pakistan is reverting back to the hostile stance they held towards us before Bush won them over - way to go, foreign policy experts Obama and Hillary!

Hand-picked supporters are turning on mmm mmm mmm at what were supposed to be smiley photo-ops showing that everyone still loves mmm mmm mmm and should just do what he says.

Politically, mmm mmm mmm continues to demonstrate how inexperienced, incapable, out-of-touch, and unstable he is as she shows up at rallies and, instead of inspiring the people that still like him, he yells at them, insults their intelligence, and tells them that they're not doing a good enough job supporting him.

A pile of Democrats in the House are revolting (insert giggle here) against Pelosi and demanding that taxes not be allowed to go up during a recession/economically-troubled period. Pelosi runs away.

Rahm is about to flee for Chicago so he can stop pretending, badly, to not be a degenerate, backstabbing, manipulative pol.

Hey, the federal response to that whole Gulf thing went fabulously, didn't it? Hmmm...funny, when Katrina hit the local and state responses were horrible in many places while the federal response was a lifesaver, but this time the local and state responses were brisk and full steam ahead while the federal response was, frankly, ridiculous.

There's only one way to keep such a White House crisis from going to waste...

it's time for Obama to have another rousing, private rock concert and get away from these damned little people that won't do what he says and shut the hell up while they're doing it.